No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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