do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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