I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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