I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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