Whod you bang
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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