I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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