After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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