based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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