He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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