just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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