I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I think your dad took our porno
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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