i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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