is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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