it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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