...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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