they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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