you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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