Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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