Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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