i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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