you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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