there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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