I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
