It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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