don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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