I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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