just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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