All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
This girl is more easily done than said...
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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