he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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