im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The police scanner is talking about you again....
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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