so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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