kristin has been a bad kristin
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
