he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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