does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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