Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Shitshow foam night was such a success
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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