White coat. Heels.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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