Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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