Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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