next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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