If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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