How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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