I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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