The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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