I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
