Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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