I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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