i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
tell me about the fingering
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