um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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