If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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