The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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